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Entries in Stuff On My Cat (8)

Saturday
Nov082008

Elvis' Reaction


Elvis Makes the "Stuff On My Cat" Calendar from Karyn Bosnak on Vimeo.

I have to be honest, I expected more of a reaction from him. Last year, when I told him he made the "Pussies Unleashed" calendar, he stood up and stretched.

Saturday
Nov082008

BIG NEWS

A nice girl named Amber just told me that Elvis made the 2009 "Stuff On My Cat" Daily Calendar!

And not just that, but he's featured on the back of the box!

I'm trying to figure out how to break the news to him. I'm going to videotape it.

UPDATE: I searched online for a pictures and found these.

Front:

Back:

There's my lil muffin! It looks like he has a weekend!

Tuesday
Feb052008

Elvis In A "Stuff On My Cat" Video

Someone told me that Elvis made the cut for a Stuff On My Cat video by Ultra Kawaii and I couldn't be more thrilled. Ultra Kawaii means "so cute it hurts" in Japanese. According to their website, their goal is to showcase the cutest pets on the planet every week. He's about 1:27 in...

They describe him as "one of the more stylish cats." I'm so proud of my little bugger!

Friday
Sep222006

He Made it! Elvis on Stuff On My Cat

Oh my Gosh, he made it!!! Elvis on Stuff On My Cat

He's such a superstar. And I'm such a stage mom. OMG, I can see it now...

Due to his success at Stuff On My Cat, I'll start enrolling Elvis in beauty pageants and taking him on commercial auditions. He'll be successful, no doubt, and will make a lot of money, money that I'll end up stealing, of course, because that's what good stagemoms do. To drown his pain and sorrow, Elvis will turn to a life of drugs and alcohol. (It'll be the cheap stuff, like crack and Old English malt liquor, because that's all he'll be able to afford.) After hitting rock bottom, Elvis will go to rehab, which will be the beginning of a kick-butt comeback. After being the subject of an E! True Hollywood Story, Elvis will start getting roles -- not just in commercials and such -- but in real Hollywood Blockbusters. Fast forward... I'm walking Elvis down the red carpet, he's won the award and is standing on stage. After doing a couple one-armed push ups ala Jack Palance to show everyone what a stud he is, he'll say...

"Meow, meow, meow, meooooow."

...which a translator will translate to:

"I owe all of this to my mom, Karyn. I love you, you crazy bitch! Rock on!"

Yessssssss.

PS - I like our titles better.

Friday
Aug252006

Stuff On My Cat - Part III

Those mother f_ _ _ kers!@!!!^%$!!

"Fed up with his mother's insane determination to get him on stuffonmycat.com, Elvis puts on his favorite poncho and tries to ship himself to Mexico to escape."