Seriously? The whole notebook looks like this.

So I... be... the...

...and that's all I got.

So anyway, when I requested to be his friend I wrote a little note explaining we went to college together, because it's been over ten years since we've seen each other and we weren't very good friends to begin with. When he accepted he sent me an email that said:

So, in 02' I had a 17 hour surgery that wiped some parts of my hard drive (personal memory.) Remind me again how we know each other? Did we have any classes together? I'm totally drawing a blank... sorry if that's rude.

So I replied and said, "I can't believe you don't remember me—we had sex."

We didn't.

Is that bad?

(Full disclosure: I sent him another email shortly thereafter saying I was kidding.)

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"What's Your Number?," the movie adaptation of my second book, 20 Times a Lady, has been green lit!

And the hot, hot, hot talented thespian Chris Evans (Fantastic Four, Nanny Diaries) has been cast opposite my favorite girl in the world, Anna Faris! Click here to read the article in Variety. Filming is set to begin in May.

Chris Evans=Hell, yes. He better keep that hot bod in shape 'til May.

I want to scream. Actually, I did last week. I cried, too. It just doesn't seem real. It's weird because I just made it all up, you know? The book, that is. I mean, that's what novelists do—we make shit up, talk to ourselves, play out every possible scenario in our head and out of our head. I mean, I really just walk around and talk to myself all day long. But, in doing that, I wrote a book. And now that book is going to be a movie. And two amazing actors are going to play characters that at one point just existed in my head. That's why it's so weird. So to anyone out there who has a book in their head... write it! It just might be a movie one day.

Okay, back to my real life now.

"When I win my Oscar, I will thank claw foot bathtubs, anxiety, Oregon, rain boots, Halloween, pinot grigio, cupcakes, Jon Hamm and broken hearts."

When I win my Oscar, I will thank vibrating pedicure chairs, A.D.D., Brooklyn, cork-bottomed sandals, Christmas, vodka gimlets, whoopie pies, Johnny Depp, my mom, Oprah and new love.

Who or what will you thank?

Love, love, love, these.

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I changed my relationship status on Facebook to "in a relationship" just to see how it would feel.

Everyone started commenting and liking the change...

...and that made me feel really bad, so I came clean shortly after doing so.

But you know, for five minutes everyone thought I had a boyfriend. And it was nice. I felt like I was part of a team.

*sigh*