Little Kids Can Be Such Dicks

Two little girls called Nora "poo poo pants" today in school and made her sad. I told her the next time they say that, fire back with, "Oh yeah? At least I'm not a whore!"

Kindergarten can be brutal.

Comments

[rebeccacdm]

Seriously, LOL!!! You are obviously an excellent aunt!

[Miss M!]

You are the most awesome aunt EVER. :)

[Melisa with one s]

You crack me up! (I hope you are following her with a video camera when it happens.)

[Michele]

You did NOT! Too funny.

[Wendi]

I think you mean, Little GIRLS can be such dicks! After raising two daughters then a boy, girls create 10 times the drama boys do. Boys, little boys anyway, don't have drama. They just do their own thing and get along! They don't say "Mean Girls" for no reason!

[Jane]

This breaks my heart. F*ckers!

[Rachey]

LOL I like your come back, I hope she says it. That would be worth sitting on the naughty step for.

[Judy]

Think Nora's school needs a take your Auntie to work day so you can go kick some elementary ass but good!

[Dmitri]

Did she shit her pants or something? Its okay, incontinence is a problem we all have to deal with from time to time.

[Michelle]

We already discussed this on Twitter - I too am an auntie that gets all "Mama Bear Auntie" when it comes to my nieces.
Although I don't think I'd have to worry about my 5 yr old niece...she called a 15 yr old boy a jerk because he was being mean to her. I had never been so proud.

[kazzakiwi]

I wish you had been my aunt when I was little. Sometimes a little perspective is all you need!

[erin]

Genius answer!

[doesn't mater who i am]

How old are you people calling little children d*cks and F*uckers. My daughter is in the 2nd grade and she has a girl in her class from last year that picks on her.I tell my daughter if she hits you hit her back hard and then tell your teacher. But I would never call that child those thing she's a mean little girl that hasn't been taught any better. But she's not a D or F these are 4,5 and 6 year old children your talking about.

[S]

My sons told the bully neighbor boys "if you lay one hand on us, my mommy will kick your ass." Well I would....