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4:16PM

Oscar Speech

My friend Sarah Grace:

"When I win my Oscar, I will thank claw foot bathtubs, anxiety, Oregon, rain boots, Halloween, pinot grigio, cupcakes, Jon Hamm and broken hearts."

When I win my Oscar, I will thank vibrating pedicure chairs, A.D.D., Brooklyn, cork-bottomed sandals, Christmas, vodka gimlets, whoopie pies, Johnny Depp, my mom, Oprah and new love.

Who or what will you thank?

Reader Comments (8)

my mom's uterus - for giving me life.

March 8, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterKarin

Don't you think you should thank Mark?

March 8, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMark

yes. and mark.

March 8, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterKaryn

I'll thank your blog and tell everyone to buy your books.

March 8, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterThe Classy Stoner

Karyn, when you win your Oscar, I will watch the show and CHEER for you! XO

March 8, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterkaren gberger

I'm envisioning Beverly rolling over, belly up saying "how can you forget this hot little lassy from the than youuuuus?"

March 9, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterLara

I will thank My dog The Edgar, No Sugar Added Vanilla Lattes from the Coffee Bean, Breakfast Burritos, Teen Dramas on the CW, My new larger lips, music to slit your wrists to, My J brand Jeans & Uggs no matter how ugly they get, Friends who like me just like I am, and a boyfriend who always has my back..whoever that may be.

March 12, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterTracy

Nous sommes un grand détaillant de survêtement, y compris la marque Adidas, Nike, CA, DE, Puma et ainsi de suite. Nous avons des centaines de style en stock. Le plus important est que le prix est favorable et la qualité est bonne.

July 31, 2010 | Unregistered Commentersofia1980

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