Oscar Speech

My friend Sarah Grace:

"When I win my Oscar, I will thank claw foot bathtubs, anxiety, Oregon, rain boots, Halloween, pinot grigio, cupcakes, Jon Hamm and broken hearts."

When I win my Oscar, I will thank vibrating pedicure chairs, A.D.D., Brooklyn, cork-bottomed sandals, Christmas, vodka gimlets, whoopie pies, Johnny Depp, my mom, Oprah and new love.

Who or what will you thank?

Comments

[Karin]

my mom's uterus - for giving me life.

[Mark]

Don't you think you should thank Mark?

[Karyn]

yes. and mark.

[The Classy Stoner]

I'll thank your blog and tell everyone to buy your books.

[karen gberger]

Karyn, when you win your Oscar, I will watch the show and CHEER for you! XO

[Lara]

I'm envisioning Beverly rolling over, belly up saying "how can you forget this hot little lassy from the than youuuuus?"

[Tracy]

I will thank My dog The Edgar, No Sugar Added Vanilla Lattes from the Coffee Bean, Breakfast Burritos, Teen Dramas on the CW, My new larger lips, music to slit your wrists to, My J brand Jeans & Uggs no matter how ugly they get, Friends who like me just like I am, and a boyfriend who always has my back..whoever that may be.