Awkward Conversations With Your Mom

My mom just called and asked me what a butt plug was.

Seriously.

My phone rang and I was like, "Hello?" And then I heard, "Karyn, what's a butt plug."

I'm like, "Mom?" And then she said, "Yeah, it's me."

She's out to lunch with her friends (apparently it's liquid) and one of them read about it in a book. They were so confused.

"It shaped like what? What do you mean it's got a stand on the end?"

So it doesn't get lost, that's what I told her.

Every attempt I made at explaining it elicited giggles from the peanut gang.

"It's got ridges in it!" she'd repeat to them, squealing, and then I'd hear a collective "Hee hee hee!" in the background.

Anywho, I took the opportunity to tell them about anal beads, too.

Comments

[karen gberger]

Okay, I've heard of the latter, but not the former. Are we still friends? Or do I have to be friends just with your mom and her gang now? =)

[lesli]

Oh, my!! Ha ha!
Not sure I chose the right post to let you know I gave you the Sunshine Award for optimism and creativity. Stop by my blog!

I gave you the award because I love your blog & you always inspire me.

xoxo

[Juliana]

OMG!!!!!! I am laughing soo hard!

I am your newest follower. I found your through your award from lesli. I hope you have a nice Valentine's Day. I look forward to reading more of you blog. Hope you will come by and follow my blog as well!
Juliana from A Blonde Walks Into A Blog

[Karyn]

Thank you, Lesli!