A**hole at the Laundry Mat

So I'm doing my laundry. I'm putting quarters in the dryer and trying to keep track. "Five minutes, ten minutes, fifteen minutes..."

And then I hear, "Excuse me, miss? Miss?"

I turn around and see some dude holding up a pair of biker shorts. "Are these yours?"

Are they mine? Seriously? Do I look like I'd try to squeeze my ass into a pair of biker shorts, mother f*cker? You made me lose count.

"No."

"Oh, okay..."

Now I have no idea when my dryer will be done. Dick.

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Comments

[Ms. E]

Awww, Karyn. He was just trying to be helpful.

[~~JAZ~~]

LMAO!!!!!!

[Anonymous]

This is why I'm so glad you are back to blogging again...totally made my afternoon reading this post!

[marisol]

At least they weren't granny panties... :)

[Eve Lopez]

LOL. TOO FUNNY! And I thought I had an anger management problem ... :)

[izzybean]

I heard about you New Yorkers!
hahaha! I am still laughing, though it makes me wonder if I will chase someone out of the laundry mat again with a fallen item.

[Merlot Chic]

So sorry---but so funny....

[karen gerstenberger]

You are so funny. XO

[Melley]

awww....thats mean!! guy was trying to be helpful incase you (if they were yours) would forget them