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More On Picky
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Apr 21, 2008 at 3:17 PM
Apr 21, 2008 at 3:17 PM Picky woke up on the wrong side of the bed today (my ovaries) and keeps jabbing me in the fallopian tube with her peg leg. I hate it when she gets like this.
In addition to the second head on her back, Picky also has a pet blob named Stubby (short for stubborn.) Stubby is comprised of old tissue and fluid, but don't let Picky hear you call her a cyst or she'll get pissed. Picky drags Stubby along everywhere she goes.
Reader Comments (11)
That's a stub leg? I thought that was her normal foot/leg and her right one was a fin of some fashion. Fins are great for gliding effortlessly along the Fallopian Ocean at night.
AND! Do I detect a new bog/comic featuring Picky and Choosy. I can't wait to see it in the Post on Sundays.
PS... we need to see a picture of Picky and Choosy's dad. The guy that finally stole the fair maiden Karyn's heart and created hideously deformed offspring with- and not once, but he went back for seconds! (not unless they are twins.)
Um......ick.
And yet again---
Stubby has the same exact expression as one of my ex wives... does he/she/it get along with Beverly and Elvis?
this is completely absurd. i love it.
Will your next book be illustrated? I think it should.
Will Mark be their god daddy?
Just stick w/your original two children...Beverly and Elvis. Picky and Choosy scare me:(
I know how to keep Picky quiet, it's a little known fact that one of my psych drugs takes away Picky days. Weird. Kids and being a lunatic? Or no kids and being able to pass for short periods of time as normal?
My husband and mother are both in favor of me staying on the meds.
I'm so glad to see Stubby has made his/her/it's appearance! Does he leave a trail of debris when he walks (or slides)? Picky looks happy today.
I love this. Karyn, you are absolutely fabulous.
However, I would not introduce the kids to Nora and Jack, it would probably traumatize them for life.
LOL!