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Tuesday
Mar252008

Just Like Your Mom's Tupperware Party

My neighbor across the hall invited me to a sex toy party Friday night.

I find this more than a little coincidental considering my recent fascination with that Neutrogena pedicure thingy.

And you all thought I was joking about it being loud.

I accepted her invitation and asked if I could bring anything to the party, you know, like an hors d'oeuvre, bottle of wine, Duracell super-pack.

She said that wine would be nice. (But I'm going to bring the batteries, too, just in case.)

Reader Comments (9)

My roommate and I just hosted one of these. They're super fun! And usually every girl walks away with a treat! Can't beat that. ;)

March 25, 2008 | Unregistered Commenter20-Something

my friend went to one of those parties and said it was awesome. can't wait to hear what you think about it, haha.

March 25, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterKatelin

My sister just hosted one of those too.
She said they had a blast! I told her, "Does it look like I need to attend a sex party? It looks like I already went to an awesome one about 8 months ago!".
Have fun!!!
Michelle

March 25, 2008 | Unregistered Commentermichelleslee

Have fun! Will there be a stripper? I have been to some that have had strippers.

March 25, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMarisol

I love those parties. Just a quick word of advice if they ask you to go in the bathroom and put some cream on your naughty parts just say NO!!! It is no fun going home alone after that!!! Have fun....

March 25, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterdenise

Okay, I'll ask the question everyone else was afraid to ask:

"What, no pictures?"

Preferably action shots. I'll admit it. I'm a pervert. ;)

And I have a favor to ask. Please leave all these 'utensils' home in New York when you visit your sister. Here in Connecticut, we have a very fragile power grid, and I don't want your.. um.. pleasure to be the source of me throwing out all the spoiled stuff in my fridge due to a massive Karyn induced power failure.

March 26, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterfrank

Those parties are really entertaining... have a good time!

March 27, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAndie

denise... um what?

March 27, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterKaryn

Ok yes you heard me right karyn!!!! They do this so you can "share" how it feels with everyone! LOL Just say no. You will thank me.

March 27, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterdenise

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