Friday
Sep212007
We Are Like Chicken
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Sep 21, 2007 at 2:33 PM
Sep 21, 2007 at 2:33 PM 
My friend Sam had a birthday party last night and I used the opportunity to brag about my Oktoberfest war wound. I'm proud of it—is that weird?
I was telling someone how I saw flesh during the big accident and it wasn't what I expected. I expected us to be pink inside, a little like beef, but we're more like chicken, kinda white and fibrous.
Yeah, this is gross, I know.
Having seen the inside now, I have to wonder. Since we're not poultry, what are we? Are we more like pork?
PS - Please drop by Sam's blog and wish him a happy birthday. He's 30 now, a real man.
PPS - Just so you know, Sam's girlfriend Kristina has nothing to do with that gross website he mentions in his most recent post. Poor Kristina... I would never tolerate the abuse.
Reader Comments (12)
The other day, my husband and I were goofing off in the pool and he scooped me up and lifted me out of the water; a cool breeze stirred over my pasty white skin, causing goose bumps. I said, "Ew, look-- I look like chicken!" He said, "You don't look like a chicken." I replied: "Not a chicken. Chicken. Not the bird. The stuff you find at the meat market."
Your blog made me think of that.
I never realized how much I hate raw chicken breasts until I saw that pic. *shudders* =)
I'm glad I just ate a vegan dinner.
The thought of flesh is like nails on a chalkboard. Seriously. my teeth are clenching, like EWWWW! Please don't ever put anything like that between us again.
Looks like those things I shove in my bra to give me some boobs!
..oh, and Karyn...there's a photo of a shirt on my blog I think might have come in handy for you a while back :)
I think we are indeed more like pork. Maybe that's why certain religions frown on eating it--it's too caniballike? Actually, I don't think so. I've heard that human meat is naturally on the salty side, which I guess kind of makes sense because the sweat that comes out of it is salty. But this is all so gross I'm kinda sorry I brought it up. I hope your finger heals nicely. You can use it to help you type up book #4! If you're so inclined. No pressure, though. It's just you seem to be on roll.
Hello Karyn. first of all, thank you for coming to the party. This is the first time you've made my birthday party in all the time I've known you. You rock! Second, what abuse are you refering to? I love Kristina! She sent me the link to the Million Dollar Pubes site. I didn't say she was on it. Anyway, what are we doing for your birthday? Mexican? Later babe!
Long pork is an euphemism for human flesh, reportedly coined because cannibals attest that human tastes like pork.
Ewww!!
Happy Birthday, Karyn!!!
It's already 24th here in SG! ;)
Have a great one dis year, too!
xxxooo
Happy Birthday Karyn!!
xo Sully
um....bleck.