I'm a Really Good Singer

Okay, fine, maybe not... But I can sing this one line in "Big Girls Don't Cry" by Fergie really, really well...

"And I'M gonna MISS you like a CHILD misses their BLANKET but I'VE got to get a MOVE on with MY life!"

I mean, I should be on stage when I sing that line. Seriously.

I'm also really good at "I'm up against the speaker tryin' to take on the music it's like a competition me against the beat I wanna get in the zone... I wanna get in the zone..."

And don't even challenge me on a "You must not know 'bout me, you must not know 'bout me!" And forget about "To the left, to the left..." and that long "Mmmm...." part right after it. I've got fancy wrist movements that are full of attitude to go along with this song, and they are so cool.

Oh! Just thought of another.... I will smoke you on every word of "The Jumpoff" by Lil Kim. If you don't have this song, you must download it now. It's so damn fun. "I got a man in Japan and a dude in Tahiti. Believe me sweetie, I got enough to feed the needy..."

Okay, that's all for my little musical outburst.

Comments

[Anonymous]

This at 5 a.m.??? Karyn, that cat better get well soon--it's clearly doing something to your mental health! :)

[Anonymous]

God, I love you!

[violetvirus]

I'm sure you are even better dan them...I'm gonna check dat Lil Kim song out!

[LeighAnn]

Well, now all you have to do is make a song with just those verses and you will be a STAAARR!!!!!

[TTQ]

You live in New York ..just start scouting out auditions..you have your list of songs to sing...

[Anonymous]

Hi Karyn!
I love that Fergie song too! It's so weird cause I don't like any of her other songs. But Big Girls Dont Cry is so different and has so much feeling and soul in it. I had to look up the words to it though, because I swear I thought she was saying I miss you like I miss chow mein! LOL

[Karyn]

"I miss you like I miss chow mein!"

HA HA HA HA HA!

[Anonymous]

''I hope you know, I hope you know, this has nothing to do with you...it's personal..myself and I..we got some straightening out to do...and I'm gonna miss you...like a child misses their blanket, cause I've got to get a move on with my life..It's time to be a big girl now...And big girls don't cry..dont cry, dont cry, dont cryyyyyy.''

[Karyn]

Sing it sister...

Or brother.

:)