Thursday
Dec062007
My Bath Update
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Dec 6, 2007 at 5:24 PM
Dec 6, 2007 at 5:24 PM 
This crazy mofo is trying to ban me from the bath now.
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He's doing this to get my goat; he has no other reason. It's a power play.
If he doesn't stop with all this "no bath" nonsense, I'm going to slip him a few Sonata and not only take a bath, but cuddle up next to him all night, too. Naked.
PREVIOUSLY: The Mercer Hotel
Reader Comments (24)
I think that is a gay man's worst nightmare - being in bed with a naked lady =)
Yes. And I'll take all his clothes off when he's sleeping so when he wakes up, he'll think we made sweet love.
Why are so many of the gays so hot? It's not fair!
You have a goat living with you too?
ha ha ha! yes, a goat, a dog, and a cat.
Fight him for all he's worth - that bath is gorgeous!
(my verification word is 'gunki'. That made me giggle, and I'm not sure why).
Them's fightin' words, Karyn!
Jules
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hahaha just show up with towel in hand and take a bath anyway. Then touch everything in that hotel room. Rub your whole body on the bed... everything..
I'm gonna get so naked in that joint. You have no idea.
What happened to the party update? And what about your rude neighbors?
See, gay men are so afraid of us women and Mark's secretly worried that you'll make him not gay anymore. Hee hee hee.
And it's so true, gay men are the most sensitive, kind, fun, attentive men in the entire world. Why do we women lust after them!
They are sooo freaking hot!! Except for the girly ones.
You should do that for sure....and don't forget to put feminine products all throughout the room!!
Very very funny. When he wakes up, tell him he was great, then tell him in a couple of weeks you missed your period.
What a bath nazi.
i pitty the man who stands between a woman and her quiet, relaxing, bath...
my own husband wouldn't survive the wrath....
Just stand in the hall - naked - banging on his door. He'll have to let you in eventually.
A girl has to do what a girl has to do to get a good bath in this f***ing city!
You kill me :D
I just laughed myself near pissing. :p
Since he is being unfair, Id make my own jacuzzi in the bath tub of the hotel by farting in it.
Girls don't fart.
ok then... you can "toot"
We do so fart!
And my word verification even sounds like one: pttyr...
See? I was right. and I remember that episode of newlyweds.
Thanks Jessica.
PS my dog farts and shes a girl.
That is it! He must be stopped. No one can stop us gals from enjoying a bath like that!
Have fun. Take lots of pics....
You need the bath for MEDICAL reasons. Your toe will heal faster after a soak in the tub, it's not like it has open sores..AND it's not like Bev will be in the precious tub,just the bed.
What's his problem anyway? It's not like you're going to masterbate in the bath or anything like that, are you? Are you!??!
Hee hee, I just said that to totally freak Mark out.
Do you think it worked?