Tuesday
Nov272007
Obituary Euphemisms
Posted on 
Nov 27, 2007 at 11:43 PM
Nov 27, 2007 at 11:43 PM I recently read this and thought it was funny.
Obituary euphemisms:
"Free spirit" - unemployable
"Vivacious" - drunk (female)
"A character" - drunk (male)
"Fun loving" - drank more than worked
"Down to earth" - born working class
"Utterly carefree" – senile
Source: Popbitch
Reader Comments (4)
Too funny!
I could see me very vivacious after glass number three... I love my Merlot!!!
Whoo hoo! I am vivacious!
or:
"Simple" - a real dolt
"Happy" - laughed more than thought
"Homebody" -Agoraphobic