He Made it! Elvis on Stuff On My Cat
Sep 22, 2006 at 8:06 AM Oh my Gosh, he made it!!! Elvis on Stuff On My Cat
He's such a superstar. And I'm such a stage mom. OMG, I can see it now...
Due to his success at Stuff On My Cat, I'll start enrolling Elvis in beauty pageants and taking him on commercial auditions. He'll be successful, no doubt, and will make a lot of money, money that I'll end up stealing, of course, because that's what good stagemoms do. To drown his pain and sorrow, Elvis will turn to a life of drugs and alcohol. (It'll be the cheap stuff, like crack and Old English malt liquor, because that's all he'll be able to afford.) After hitting rock bottom, Elvis will go to rehab, which will be the beginning of a kick-butt comeback. After being the subject of an E! True Hollywood Story, Elvis will start getting roles -- not just in commercials and such -- but in real Hollywood Blockbusters. Fast forward... I'm walking Elvis down the red carpet, he's won the award and is standing on stage. After doing a couple one-armed push ups ala Jack Palance to show everyone what a stud he is, he'll say...
"Meow, meow, meow, meooooow."
...which a translator will translate to:
"I owe all of this to my mom, Karyn. I love you, you crazy bitch! Rock on!"
Yessssssss.
PS - I like our titles better.
Reader Comments (18)
Congratulations to you and Elvis! I knew they'd some around eventually. Any plans for a sequel?
-Loretta
It's about freakin' time... Very cute :-)
YEAH! Go Elvis!
Congrats to both you and elvis!
Way to go, Elvis (and Karyn)!! Love it!!
Yippiee! He soooo deserves it! I'm sure his mom is very proud!!!
LMAO at your plans for Elvis domination!
Congratulations...
Sunshine
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congrats on Elvis' newfound fame!! :)
YAY Congrats! That's awesome!
congrats, Elvis totally deserves it, even if it did take forever fro them to notice him!
Whoppee! Hooray for you and Elvis.
How adorable.
So is SOMC dead to you still??
Congrats to Mom & Elvis!!
How funny...i wonder if they have a stuff on my dog (or something like that)...
Well finally...maybe they've read your blog and thought since you have such a power over your fans that they'd lose people and that no one would visit their site anymore unless they posted Elvis. Or maybe some moron over there finally saw Elvis' potential as a super cool cat and picked his kick-ass photo. Who knows?
Hmmmm.
How haute does Elvis look!!! I love the comments the readers of Stuff on my cat wrote.
OMG!! CONGRATS ELVIS!!!! :)
Congratulations! You must be such a proud mom. I'm disappointed though - the one with the stamps on his face is friggin brilliant and they should have picked that one!! :)