My Starbucks Office II: Confronting Lenny
Mar 14, 2006 at 10:26 AM I'm taking everyone's advice and going to my favorite Starbucks right now. I WILL NOT BE DRIVEN OUT BY LENNY! I'll let you know how it goes.
Previously: My Starbucks Office: An Open Letter to Starbucks Corporate
UPDATE: I tried to write this update from the Starbucks, but someone turned off the free wireless since Lenny drove me out. Okay, here's what happened...
First, I planned my "look." I didn't want to look good so I didn't take a shower and put my hair up in a pony tail. (I didn't even smooth out my bed head before doing so.) Next, I pulled a dirty pair of cargo pants that I wore to the zoo on Saturday out of the laundry basket and put them on with the hopes of smelling like a monkey. I briefly thought about not brushing my teeth, but that's just gross, so I did. On top I wore a red long-sleeved t-shirt with no bra. Truth be told, the "no bra" thing might've turned Lenny on more, but I didn't feel like wearing one. (I don't know why I just told you that detail.)
Anyway, I was prepared to see and repulse Lenny. However... Lenny wasn't there. He wasn't there when I arrived and he wasn't there when I left. And you know what? I found myself getting angry about it. I mean, it took a lot of courage to go back to Starbucks. And he's there every damn day - why not yesterday? I was ready for a confrontation, whether it be a nod or a "hello" or a "why'd you blow me off, bitch?" I was ready, Lenny - WHERE WERE YOU??
I'm going to go back to Starbucks tomorrow, and every day after that until I see him. Now I'm on a mission.
Reader Comments (11)
Good for you -- Hope you don't get pestered LOL
Atta girl!
come on, let's hear it!
good luck.
Good for you girl! Tell us all about it. Even if Lenny was there hopefully he found a new "victim" to bug. =)
What happened? Hope all went well. This is a true fight for all of us...there are 'Lennys' in Starbucks all over the place!
now who's the stalker?! :)
Ok, but please take a shower and don't wear the monkey pants.
Maybe he went to the other starbucks locations to look for you?
You're fantastic, sorry about the free wi-fi going bybye!
How Dare He Not Be There!! Hunt him down sugar! show him whos the crazy monkey smell lady not to be reckoned with!!! *snaps in the air with attitude*
*giggle*
Where's Lenny? Is he number 21? Hee hee, couldn't resist!